WHY I DON'T GO TO MANIC MONDAYS...
May 2012
69 posts
MY FACE WHEN MY FRIEND POINTS OUT SOMEONE CUTER THAN ME AT THE CLUB
MY REACTION TO TAKING A JAGER BOMB...
WHEN A GUY SAYS HE WANTS TO BUST ON MY FACE...
WHEN I’M DRUNK:
WHEN I’M SOBER:
RIDIN TO THE CLUB AND SOME NICKI MINAJ COMES ON
WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS ME THEY HAVE TO WORK ON MEMORIAL DAY
DANCING AT EDENS BILATINMEN PARTY
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
WHEN I EAT JACK IN THE BOX AFTER CLUBBING TILL 4AM AT RICHS
WHEN STRAIGHT GIRLS TRY TO DANCE WITH YOU AT EDEN
WHEN THEY UNVEILED HARVEY MILK STREET
WHEN PEDESTRIANS THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY
PREGAMING BEFORE I GO TO EDEN FOR THEIR NEW LED WALL
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS DON'T WANNA GO OUT ON A RAINY NIGHT
WHEN I HEARD A HOMOPHOBIC COMMENT AT OUT AT THE PARK
WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS HE CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT DRINKING
WHEN HE DOESNT WATCH REAL HOUSEWIVES
WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR THE GUEST LIST AT EDEN
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GO TO BEAR NIGHT AT RICHS
WHEN THE DJ AT EDEN PLAYS LINKIN PARK
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I LOOK TIRED
WHEN SNOOZE HAS A 2 HOUR WAIT
WHEN A STRANGER IS TELLING ME HIS LIFE STORY
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS ME WATER INSTEAD OF VODKA
WHEN I GET TO EDEN AT 11:01, AND THE GUEST LIST IS CLOSED...
WHEN A GUY SENDS ME A COCK PIC ON GRINDR
WHEN A GAY IS WEARING JEANS AND FLIP FLOPS
WHEN MY EX TRIES TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH ME
WHAT MY ROOMMATE SAYS WHEN SHE DROPS ME OFF IN HILLCREST
WHEN MY ONE NIGHT STAND TEXTS ME THE MORNING AFTER
WHEN YOUR EX'S NEW BOYFRIEND SAYS HI TO YOU
MONDAY MORNINGS
WHEN I WAKE UP AND REALIZE MY HOOKUP IS STILL IN MY BED
TRYING TO DANCE AT RICH'S
WHEN IM THE ONLY DRUNK ONE
WHEN A STRAIGHT GIRL COMPLAINS HOW LONG IT TAKES HER TO GET A DRINK IN HILLCREST
WHEN I AM ON MY WAY TO RICHS
MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN I START THE WEEKEND
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT A POWER BOTTOM IS
WHEN YOU'RE AT BLACKS BEACH AND SEE TWO BEARS MATING
When you hear they renamed Blaine Ave to Harvey Milk Street
WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SURPRISES ME WITH A GIFT
WHEN I SEE A GAY COUPLE OUTSIDE OF HILLCREST
WHEN SOMEONE STEALS MY PARKING SPOT
WHEN MY CRUSH TEXTS ME FIRST
WHEN HE WORKS AT FASHION VALLEY
WHEN OBAMA ANNOUNCED SUPPORT FOR GAY MARRIAGE
WHEN NORTH CAROLINA APPROVED AMENDMENT 1
WELFARE WEDNESDAYS AT FLICKS
WHEN SOMEONE DELETES ME ON FACEBOOK
AT FIRST:
AND THEN IM LIKE:
